What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:50
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
What is your twin flame story?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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